I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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