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(212): View more from New York

Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed

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(305): View more from Florida

Can I come over?

(786): View more from Florida

Can't... I'm at class right now.

(305): View more from Florida

No your not

(305): View more from Florida

I'm outside by your car.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.

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(914): View more from New York

you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"

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(802): View more from Vermont

i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face

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(775): View more from Nevada

It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.

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(407): View more from Florida

Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing

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