Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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