oh god the rape fog is back!
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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