Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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