the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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