During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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