I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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