I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
