Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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