i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Be still, my beating vagina.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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