STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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