She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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