I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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