What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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