So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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