You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Randomize
