we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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