Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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