Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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