I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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