she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize