The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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