return my video game
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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