He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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