Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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