he wants to bone in the snuggie
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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