lets start a swedish sibling band together
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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