remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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