hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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