I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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