Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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