Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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