I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
