watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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