My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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