M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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