oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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