So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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