I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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