But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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