C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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