one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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