sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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