Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?