Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's