I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.