he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i think i have herpe
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Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
My butt remains clenched, sir.