So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...