Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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