did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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