summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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