so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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