You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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