Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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