I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
