So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
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Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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