So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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