I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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