Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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