I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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