why didn't you poke me back
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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