i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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